by Shqipe wit a shotgun March 21, 2017
A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
by El gran luchador - The great f July 13, 2023
by Michael Loud April 17, 2020
A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.
by Hannahbongtana May 21, 2018
by Muskwalker September 23, 2018
I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 07, 2020