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Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
by JoeyHey October 11, 2015
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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017
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Sticky pants

I have sticky pants.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne
" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"
by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016
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Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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Anna Pants

Low-rise and flare jeans.
I’m wearing anna pants to friendsgiving! 😍
by luv u November 22, 2021
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Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?
by White boy thug July 26, 2015
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