monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004

monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"

Ouch! That was a money bath!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

Def monkey

1. to hollow out the inside of a hear no evil monkey statue for your pot stash.
2.also to keep hush hush on sertain topics or on need to know baseses conversations.

1. yo broa, pass the def monkey!
2. I forgot my sun glasses in there, where do you keep the keys to the shop? ...aaah, i put them under the mat... but put them back and keep it def monkey. i dont want anyone in there that shouldn't be in there!

by mark stunter May 28, 2009