straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 24, 2018

Straight

Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.

"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"

by プラチナ厶 October 9, 2019

straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

Straight Nanners

To do something that could be considered insane or ridiculous Also known as going all out

Guy: Did you see that guys twin turbo LSX corvette??

Guy#2: Yes! He went "straight Nanners" with that build!

by LsxEars March 15, 2017

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice October 20, 2015

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019