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Golden Sea 

A bathtub or other large container intended for water filled with human urine.
Person 1: So I went into the bathroom, and the bathtub was just full of piss.
Person 2: Woah, it was a golden sea!
Golden Sea by Fexxis April 1, 2024

Golden Damming 

The act of shoving a rod or something rod-like down a man’s pee hole and having them try to piss and/or cum the rod out.
We got freaky last night and she had me golden damming, I had to piss so bad!
Golden Damming by Muntmaster69 April 1, 2024

Golden Carmicheal 

When you pee in a persons ass while having anal sex. And then they to squirt it back out onto to your chest.
“Reberta is a freak she gave me a golden carmicheal the other night.”
“Dude! Did she do the prey mantis or just the regular reverse squat?”

Golden Dad 

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
Golden Dad by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024

golden fellatio 

The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio
“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night
golden fellatio by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024

Golden Fellatio 

A perfect blowjob
Not to be confused with the golden ratio
John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!
Golden Fellatio by kyuuketsukou April 27, 2024