Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Full-Pastrami

Coined by Ben Schwartz on the show 'Mythical Kitchen', Full-Pastrami is putting all of the possible effort into an action. This is an allusion to when Ben Schwartz would go to a Jewish Deli and get a "Full-Pastrami" sandwich and it would be stacked high with deli meat.

Joey really went Full-Pastrami on his final exams. He got an A.

by drodz17 December 17, 2024