Vegan farts

Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan

Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

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fart whistle

Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.

Damn SETH that was a Damn good fart whistle! ;)

by broley38 August 24, 2017

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Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.

1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.

by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016

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fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

by Holdav May 5, 2021

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Fart spot

It is a location that you chill in and fart in. It is typically on the floor of a very crowded mall. And activities to do at the fart spot include: people-watching, farting, burping, spitting boba on the walls, eating chicken, chilling, talking.

Hey, do you wanna chill at fart spot? I'm hungry, let's get chicken and sit there.

by snitface October 1, 2016

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fart humper

Someone who farts in the bath waits for the bubble and smells there own farts . fartHumper ..

FARTHUMPER ...Well I was sitting in the bath one day and I farted put my nose over the bubble as it popped and smelled my own fart so I guess I’m a fart humper

by Fatanne October 25, 2018

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