Facebook vagina

Someone who bitches and whines about other people's Facebook statuses.
Someone who believes that all Facebook status updates should follow a certain protocol or etiquette that favor his or her preferences.

Oscar won't stop crying on Facebook about how my status update revealed the chef who got eliminated on the recent episode of Top Chef, thus verifying that he is a Facebook vagina.

by Angryasian February 5, 2009

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Loser

i.e. Someone who pretends that they have better things to do than be on facebook.

Please see Betty Cox.

Katherine could never undergo facebook detox, even though she actaully is a loser.

by Bisky Burns March 25, 2007

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Facebookacy

A disease created from being on facebook too much, originated in Norway

Stephanie had facebookacy from talking on facebook too much.

by G-man J July 27, 2010

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Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.

Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."

by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011