Duck

When you try to type "Fuck" and it's autocorrected to "duck"

"What the duck"

by KRYPTICLIKESPIZZA September 11, 2021

Duck

You gay or you sus as hell

You really a duck

Let’s say you wrongfully accuse someone, instead of calling them gay call em a duck

by peaches1738 October 21, 2020

Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.

Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.

by Not Telling5000 October 09, 2013

Disco duck

a swanky term used to describe an enjoyable fellows penis.

Alexa was highly impressed by PJ's dreamy disco duck.

by pjskywalker September 29, 2020

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy November 25, 2007

Duck Wooley

Duck Penis

Cheryl: Look at this duck wooley! It's curly like a ruffles potato chip.

by One guess :) April 03, 2015

duck smarts

The only form of smarts that you have in water.

BOOM duck smarts

Its okay Billy, I guess your just don't have duck smarts

by duck_human November 03, 2020