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Danold Duck

A close relation to Donald Duck. It is found in the wild Mexican desert. I is a master of the wae. If you are ever lost you can always ask it for the wae.
by JTDOLAN January 18, 2018
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Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck
by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022
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duck attack

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT
by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021
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Duck

A quacking monster. Demands bread. Pecks you to death if not. Baby duckings fall into sewage drains, please call the fire department if that happens.
Why is there a duck--HEY!! Stop pecking me, insolent duck!
by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 23, 2022
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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
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duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.
Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy
by hushushanon March 31, 2015
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Beccas duck

An amazing, fucking funny dipshit who likes to quack and ships peaches and tomatoes together.
"Sarah, You're Beccas duck!" Said Becca.
by Sosarahisme June 11, 2013
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