Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

pet cock

1. the #1 penis one is currently having sex with- no strings attached

2. the alternative penis one is having sex with while #1 cock is out of town

I need another pet cock until my pet cock comes back Monday.

by Bicycle101 November 19, 2010

cock mongral

one who lovews cock before all other things

tht GABI LEARNER in davis california is a cock mongral. call her up if u want some pussy.

by i fucked gabi January 22, 2008

cock pits

For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...

Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.

by BardleyMcBeard February 8, 2008

Cock Cider

Semen/Cum/Cream/Jizz/Icky Sticky/Man Gravy. A cool alliteration that sounds good in insults/disses/comebacks.

"Hey Jeff your a faggot"

"Whoa bro, im not the one who guzzles the Cock Cider"

by Crazyeddy0 November 4, 2007

cock grave

Another term for vagina.

I'd love to bury my bone in her cock grave!

by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008

Cock Channel

1) The space between the breasts of a woman. Can be formed naturally but normally appears on women that have poorly implanted fun bags.

2) The space between the breasts of a fat girl. The space is normally used to stimulate the cock of a man that likes to tittie-fuck nasty ho's.

a.k.a cock canal

Dude, did you see Tara Reid's nip slip?

Yeah bro, her nipples are fucked but I would love to slide 'shorty' in her cock channel.

by Northsider May 4, 2008