by koithabu September 8, 2009

"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.
by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .
After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!
by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018

Mix a shot glass of your fav liquor and cream. The person who is the "whale" gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air. Then the person sticks confetti up their ass and then wedges the shot glass filled with liquor in their asshole. A second person then takes the shot with only their mouth while the "whale" pushes with their abdomen to shoot out the confetti into the air.
by PistolPeat December 21, 2022

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.
Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009
