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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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5/8

Five eight stands for two inseparable friends , five eight originated in jail systems but is often heard amongst the streets , a five eight will ride or die , it’s more then a friendship , its a family of two
Least My five eights got me , they know the go , solid people don’t exist no more , but my five eight won’t brake 5/8
by Emceetrips February 18, 2021
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November 5

National grab ass day

Boys grab boys and girls

Girl grab girls and boys
Why did you grab my ass

Cuz it’s November 5th
by unknownpersonnnn41141 November 4, 2021
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5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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5 foot 8

Some guy: Bro I want a 5 foot 8 girl so bad

His friend: Same they’re literally perfect
by Roooooooo December 20, 2024
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5 finger necklace

Being choked
I want a 5 finger necklace tonight.
by 5fingerNecklace January 17, 2025
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5% Club

Something Joe Lewis assumes you're apart of
I'm guessing there's some 5% club stuff going on here
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