5 homeless people

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not

i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon

by I like penguinssss July 4, 2024

Sub 5

A person who is below a 5/10 on the blackpill/looksmaxxing looks scale. People in this range are seen as conventionally unattractive, and often feel as if they're invisible to the opposite sex.

After 1000 swipes on Tinder, I only got 6 matches which where all bots. I guess online dating is not for sub 5s.

by OW_player July 7, 2024

5

Its a number. no way you had to look that up. it is between 4 and 6

There are only 5 children in my house without my permission help me please

by hello matey July 7, 2024

A 5, 4

A 5, 4 is a way of saying someone (typically a man) sleeps around based on a tx2 song called "I would hate me too" where he calls himself a 5"4 man whore

Person 1 "You know (insert name here)?:
Person 2 "yes."
Person 1 "(insert pronouns here) is such a 5, 4"

by Urban rep July 10, 2024

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

$5

You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.

Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024