April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!

“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?

by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025

janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.

I can't get enough of that Janet april

by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022

April 10th

You're probably a brilliant person and one of the most beautiful in the world.

Everyone who knows you falls in love with the amazing person you are.

April 10th is the day of the most beautiful girl in the world.

by cainho123321 October 15, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

April 29th

April 29th is hot water day. It is a day you spend appreciating the hot water you have access too.

« Todays April 29th, you know what that means? »
« No whats so special about today?”

“ its hot water day, so make sure you take time and appreciate your hot water.”

by Ashboo_ May 5, 2022

April 4th

Shove your abnormally small friend into a fridge day

April 4th

Hello small friend you will be shoved into a fridge

by Dickheadkillme April 3, 2022

April

Literally the hottest girl you could ever meet, she is super retarded and funny but she may or may not be obese. She is very kind and loves to joke around. Her personality is mostly shit tho and her friend count is 2. Also she a bit sus.

Daamn,,, April just cant get a hold of herself. 🤣😂😍😍😍

by Thomat November 24, 2021