Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 28, 2010

Zebra

A confused white dude who only listens to music made by black people.

Bruh. That zebra was singing every word to 'Alright' and didn't replace 'nigga' with 'homie'.

by El_Mojito August 12, 2019

zebra

The animal that you first knew from the alphabet during early childhood

I always thought the zebra was the coolest animal when I was a kid because it was the first one I learned about in my alphabet book!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

Zebra twinkie

A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between

As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point

by Mralaska612 June 29, 2024

Zebra Zebra

When you and your friends fuck around so much you need a phrase to emphasize you’re not kidding. To be taken serious ; no lie can be said with the phrase. Death as a punishment.

“Zebra Zebra I graduated from high school.”

by PapiFeng January 12, 2023

Zebra mask

A mask usually implying you are a homosexuel single man.

David broke up with Brian, I guess that’s why he is wearing a zebra mask today.

by Malcolm Ed LeWIs Nigel March 4, 2024

zebra

any and all white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who have a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father, a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father, white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father's father, etc with a black/Israelite/hamite/african or other dark brown skinned mother who either is or who is not actually white but they don't always know who or what they are according to their own father's heritage or lineage for a myriad of reasons including death, abandonment or loss of records

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people with a built-in brown skin tan

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite who walk around in blackface that was achieved by selective breeding or being relegated to a race that is not her own father's

a group of white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who no one can tell what they are according to their own kind (according to their own father)

the phrase was coined on the television show called "The Jeffersons" the character George Jefferson routinely called the daughter of his neighbors (Jenny), a zebra

"George considers Jenny to be a zebra because her dad is called white and her mom is called black."

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022