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shit yourself

The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.
Them: pffft

Me: <Sniff, sniff>...what the fuck, who shit themselves?
by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004
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lynch yourself

To lynch yourself is to hang yourself.
Guy 1: lynch yourself

Guy 2: *goes and hangs self*
by SweatySauce90 August 8, 2017
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Necc Yourself

NeccYourself is an amazing podcast created by three young friends sitting around being dumb.
Their goal is to have topic-based conversations about life, culture, and Jesus. They won't limit their conversations, but rather be free to express whatever silly or serious thoughts they have!
Hey! Have you listed to the new Necc Yourself episode today?
by We're Number 1 November 16, 2019
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punish yourself

Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".
I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.

Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.

Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007
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be yourself

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بمعنى كن على طبيعتك
Don't behave in this way. Be yourself.
لاتتصرف بهذه الطريق. كن على طبيعتك
by Syrian020 August 11, 2016
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Be Yourself

1. A stupid statement, since no matter what you do, you're always "yourself".
2. A stupid statement, since there is no self. The self is just a collection of stupid memories.
3. A stupid statement, since obeying it, necessarily, leads to it's contradiction. You can't be yourself if you're doing it only because someone told you to.
1. Stupid motherfucker.
2. Stupid motherfucker.
3. Stupid motherfucker.

Conclusion: Be yourself. *sigh* Stupid motherfuckers.
by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009
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Kill Yourself

This is a term used when someone is engaging in or displaying behavior/belief/attitude so incredibly ridiculous/ignorant/ass-backwards that the only possible solution to propose is to strongly suggest that they eliminate themselves from existence. Hence #kill yo'self.
Basic Bitch : "He said he just be really busy after 9 every day, soo.."

Boss Bitch : "Bitch Kill Yourself
by JD Luxe aka Ms. Kiss March 30, 2010
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