Jehovah's Witness

A rare breed, they usually travel in groups. They can be found roaming through neighborhoods standing on the doorsteps of homes. In the event that you see a Jehovah's witness follow these steps. Close the curtains, shut off the tv, and hide. The jehovah will then proceed to ring your door bell, stay calm dont make any sudden movements, this will enrage the witness but they will soon leave, but watch out they still may be watching.

Jeff: o shit hide the Jehovah's witness are coming

Jehovah's witness: "ding dong"..........those MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bob: that was a close one.

by Avalache2121 August 3, 2008

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A person who, despite all efforts to make them stop, refuses to stop calling, showing up, or otherwise attempting to make contact with another person.

After I dumped her, she went all Jehovah's Witness on me.

by SabineLaGrande June 8, 2004

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jehovah's witness

The perfect example of why not to open the door to strangers.

I almost wished they were serial rapists when I found out I had opened my door to 2 Jehovah's witnesses.

by s0x0r September 23, 2005

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playing without a goalie

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

by cribbage guy April 28, 2004

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Wino

'Winos' is old slang for drunks/drunkies.

Wino = singular drunk
Winos = plural drunk

How do I know this? I'm Rick James, bitch!

In the Rick James song "Ghetto Life":

"When I was a young boy
Tenements, slums and corner bums
Playing tag with winos
The only way to have some fun
..."

by RickJamesBitchBC February 16, 2010

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