Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

wizard of mlodz

1)The rather ugly elfish-like creature which can be found lurking in forests

2)The forest-dweller, turned on by mystical songs and chants

Chris: Wow would you look at this forest!
Britney: AHHH! that thing over there just slapped me!
Jenny: Omg! it must have been the Wizard of Mlodz!
Chris: Wizard of Mlodz, Leave Britney Alone!

by Jennifer Stewart November 2, 2007

Wizard Stew

In the event you find an unflushed toilet with the remains of doo. You further advance on a Mixed potion (see mixed potion) and decide to shit into the present doo. Thus creating Wizard stew.

"Mike i have to shit. Maybe i'll get to make wizard stew." "That's gross."

by Andy Lara June 13, 2005

Wizard Jam

Wizard Jam is high cholesterol blood that is so thick it can be spread on toast or bread. It derives it's name from the wizarding community where it became popular amongst new wizards.

Yo dawg, pass us up that there Wizard Jam, my toast is tasteless.

by joejim07 July 31, 2009

wizard

A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.

Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.

by truethough$ June 29, 2019

the wizard

Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!

by Hecuter September 8, 2007

Wizard's Folly

This is a game to be played when someone puts together a party for the drinking game Wisest Wizard.

Requirements: A party full of guys playing Wisest Wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.

Rules: As Wisest Wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the participants in Wizard's Folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase 'Can you believe these fags?'. They will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. For every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.

Boss Fighting: For every fifth word past the first fifty that the participant speaks, he must punch himself in the balls. If he fails to do this, another Wizard's Folly participant is allowed to do this for him. Any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. If the participant chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.

Winning: The first participant to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of Wizard's Folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to participate in Wisest Wizard in the first place is a winner.

A Round Of Wizard's Folly:

'Can you believe these fags?'

'Don't say fag, that's really offensive.'

'Not for me, I'm gay.'

'Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I've been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future sex offenders.'

'Want to go bang in the bathroom?'

by themadstork March 26, 2010