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Wizard Jam is high cholesterol blood that is so thick it can be spread on toast or bread. It derives it's name from the wizarding community where it became popular amongst new wizards.
Yo dawg, pass us up that there Wizard Jam, my toast is tasteless.
by joejim07 July 31, 2009
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