mountain dew

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

by sqeaker June 6, 2018

dew point

the point at which you would do someone

"yeah, she's pretty hot, but she hasn't quite reached my dew point yet. maybe if she made me some cookies!!"

by Anatole Bofa November 11, 2003

dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

Mountain Dew

The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.

Buy sprite instead...

College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...

by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Dew Piston

Another word for penis, used in the song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang.

I was power-drilling all night with my dew piston.

by Kyle Wells August 29, 2005

Dew on the lily

When a man deposits his load on a woman's tramp stamp (must be of floral theme).

A girl asked me to give her a back rub, but she had dew on the lily, so I refused.

by Dr. Infant June 1, 2017

dew brew

Slang for mountain dew, the great

Mmmm hmmm good, now thats a dew brew bitch

by Justin Squires November 10, 2006