widget

wicked midgit, someone small and incredibly sadistic and evil

Nicole is such a widgit

by Gidgit June 24, 2005

Rat Faced Wigger

An adult caucasian male, usually over 25 but under 30, who is addicted to drugs and dreams of being a hustla. They originate in suburban environments but many of them migrate to the inner cities upon leaving the nest. Some remain in the suburbs, usually living in close quarters among friends and/or family members with whom they share drugs and living expenses. Due to it's intellectual shortcomings, the rat faced wigger will almost always be found working in fast food restaurants, the local wal-mart, or just about any factory. Some of them have also been known to drive semi trucks.

Often going days at a time without grooming themselves, rat faced wiggers are generally dirty, out of shape and sport a three week old beard since that is typically the length of time they go without bathing. They reek of weed smoke, and will usually try to cover the smell with axe body spray. The Rat faced wigger has varied interests that may or may not include bling, bad music, anime and world of warcraft.

They tend to be chubby chasers and are known to venture deep within the confines of the nearest trailer parks in search of a mate, whom they usually knock up within the first month or two of courtship. The rat faced wigger is not a social animal and thus is not involved in the rearing of it's offspring. It can become incestuous if unsuccessful in attracting a genetically diverse mate.

Joe: "Dude look at that rat faced wigger... his Bowl just fell out of his pocket. What a jackass."

John: "Oh haha... HEY REJECT YOUR BOWL FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"

Rat faced Wigger: "WUUUUT???!!"

Rat Faced Wigger's sister: "Oh shit Matt, hide the weed!"

Rat Faced Wigger: "Aw shit, dawg *stuffs bag in mouth*"

by ninetyninebottlesofawesome December 2, 2009

wigger/wiggete

White suburban male or female that strongly believe that they are african american. Not to be confused with a white male or female that actually grew up in the inner city. Some comparisons of the two so you would not be confused if confronted by either; a wigger will often wear fubu or sean jean because they believe it to be "fresh"; an inner city white kid may be found wearing a long tee shirt and baggy pants but said shirts and pants will be blank and one solid color, if colors are mostly red blue or black watch what you say because you'll be fuckin with a real gang banger.

Wigger/Wiggete: Man that sucker rolled up on me and thought he was about to blast at me or some shit

Inner City Kid: you must be the most ignorant fuck ive ever met matter of fact back off before you know what it actually feels like to get blasted at.

by Terry tack August 6, 2006

wigger

A stupid ass wanna-be back person who attempts, (keyword; attempts) to fit into the gangster crowd, forever stripping him of his integrity and his whiteness.

If you ever meet a wigger on the streets you should beat him down and show him his true colors.

by Betez August 15, 2004

wigger

Kevin Federline: White boy who acts and dresses black.......
He is the Poster boy for the word Wigger (wanna be nigger)

"Yall aint ready" is his new rap song. yall ain't ready for this wigger.

by tammi-herb December 28, 2005

wigger

an illiterate white kid who don't know shit

jeff p from kohler awning is a fucking wigger

by sandy February 23, 2007

wigger

simply a white nigger (The term is usually used by white people who think if your white you should act, talk, etc. a certain way and not like how black people act. It also is usually an offensive term.)

"...wigger who tries to be black cause i talk with an accent and grab on my balls..."

by paul October 22, 2004