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condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"
by Takuban November 6, 2006
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The Wrench

'The Wrench' is where one testicle is accidentally and suddenly trapped/squeezed by the central stiching line of your trousers, after remaining in a seated/slouching postition for too long. In sufferers this causes you to involuntarily leap forward/up whilst simultaneously blurting incomplete expletives.

The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.
I was on the Sofa watching telly the other day. As I leaned over to get the remote, I uncrossed my legs and got a really bad case of The Wrench - I was on the floor for about 15 minutes, crying like a baby trying not to throw up. One of my bollocks is now Grapefruit sized.
by Dobbalina September 8, 2010
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Wench

A young female who likes to complete domestic duties and has mothering/ nuturing qualities. Will mother you if biological mother is not present. Will also have a granny sewing pack just at hand and will get rather upset if a saucepan is stolen from the kitchen.
Jemma is such a Wench. . .
by huxdhuifc March 2, 2011
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wench

According to Peter Griffon, the definition of wench is wife.

...poor Lois.
I want to bang my big- nosed, red head wench. ;D
by poopy bunghole June 15, 2008
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allen wrench

An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"
by smarms September 4, 2005
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torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!
"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.
by Gord-O Jones December 16, 2008
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The Description given to perth local Amelia Llewellyn, by step brother and housemate Adam Batik
That time when i wanted to throw my laptop in the pool and that Stone Cold Heartless Wench Of A Bitch Amelia stopped me!
by Bawla March 22, 2012
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