Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.
by Takuban November 6, 2006
Get the condom wrench mug.'The Wrench' is where one testicle is accidentally and suddenly trapped/squeezed by the central stiching line of your trousers, after remaining in a seated/slouching postition for too long. In sufferers this causes you to involuntarily leap forward/up whilst simultaneously blurting incomplete expletives.
The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.
The Wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving Jeans. Also sometimes caused by excessive Gugging on hot days.
I was on the Sofa watching telly the other day. As I leaned over to get the remote, I uncrossed my legs and got a really bad case of The Wrench - I was on the floor for about 15 minutes, crying like a baby trying not to throw up. One of my bollocks is now Grapefruit sized.
by Dobbalina September 8, 2010
Get the The Wrench mug.A young female who likes to complete domestic duties and has mothering/ nuturing qualities. Will mother you if biological mother is not present. Will also have a granny sewing pack just at hand and will get rather upset if a saucepan is stolen from the kitchen.
by huxdhuifc March 2, 2011
Get the Wench mug.by poopy bunghole June 15, 2008
Get the wench mug.An alcoholic drink made from cheap vodka and apple juice. Used as
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
an alternative to a screwdriver when one is already slightly inebriated and
runs out of orange juice.
We didn't have any orange juice and didn't want to drink straight vodka, so we gabbed a few cans of tree-top. We're calling it an "Allen Wrench"
by smarms September 4, 2005
Get the allen wrench mug.n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!
"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.
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