wet scream

The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.

Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 1, 2019

Wet Sherman

Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.

Usually deemed disrespectful.

Tom was a real jerk. He gave Bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.

by jack-spratt February 6, 2013

wet season

As opposed to dry season, a period of shagging, like no other.

A person having lots of sex, in a certain period of time, that is outside the norm.

by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.

There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

by THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAILBOX November 7, 2015

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

wet-wormin-it

When a male, embarrassed by his sexual performance, continues to thrust even after he has ejaculated into the condom.

Dude the first time we fucked I busted in like a minute. But she thinks im a beast because i was wet-wormin-it for the rest of the time

by johnnnnnaaaaayyy December 6, 2009