A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

Warm food

warm foods= foods that make you feel bad after consuming or "warm" like your body is stuck in the desert

Can vary from person to person, depends on the person’s personal tastes

“Do you like almonds?”
“No dude, those are warm foods…”

by heheheheeheheh July 20, 2022

Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

Warm Muffin

Someone extremely attractive

Look at how cute that warm muffin over there

by Warm Muffin April 14, 2015

warm water

the scent is what you call...exquisite?

Damn dude warm water outrules cold waters scent.

by flyingtoast September 24, 2020

Warm Orange

A sexual act where the guy cuts a hole in a warm orange and slides it down to the base of his penis as one would do with a condom. Then, he proceeds to intertwine with his mate, while conveniently releasing pleasant aromas

Pat: Yo she really let you do the Warm Orange on her?
Andy: man it smelled really good

by the fletch March 20, 2018

warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023