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a shoulder to vomit on 

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties
-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum 

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.
Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum

heavy metal vomit party 

A party where a bunch of guys get together, listen to heavy metal music, and vomit copiously.

Referenced in the classic film "The Breakfast Club."
Dude, I can't wait for our heavy metal vomit party on Saturday! I'm going to vomit so much you won't believe it!

get ready to vomit 

An expression in the class of throatcore used by a man during oral sex of a violent nature where the woman's head is no longer in motion, but is stationed by the man's hands as he gives sharp, deep pelvic thrusts into her mouth and throat regardless of whether or not she is able to adapt her throat to the depth of the thrusts and regardless of whether or not she is enjoying it. In a less aggressive scenario of this nature a woman might gag, but during fellatio of this caliber of violence she is apt to regurgitate entirely. Hence the man, upon sensing that moment, might commonly utter the expression "get ready to vomit."
"Yeah, bitch, get ready to vomit!"

On it to vomit 

To drink alot and/or binge on drugs until you vomit, throw up, be sick or generally feel ill. Usually after this event you get back on it. People have regularly counted to ten and started again.
Hey Tom you "on to vom" tonite? Yeah man I'm "on it to vomit".
On it to vomit by ontovom.com August 22, 2008

Word Vomit 

The act of saying anything that comes to mind even if not being asked a question. Possibly used to yell at someone to take the stairs and offend a fat chick on the elevator.
JT keeps spitting out word vomit. Why won't he shut up.
I can't believe Jen's word vomit.
Word Vomit - "Take the stairs fatty."
Word Vomit by Kyle Hartley August 13, 2008