valeda

the prettiest, most adorable girl you’d ever meet. she can make u laugh 24/7 over almost nothing. if a valeda falls in love with you, youre extremely lucky. shes the best girl in the universe

person 1: do uk valeda ?
person 2: OMG she just confessed to me today ?!?!
person 1: damn u should accept her

by chickenricefr January 27, 2022

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Value

Minions at the bridge

Ricky: Oh no it’s.....
Will: That’s right the definition of value!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO

by Bobbert Wilson December 13, 2021

Valedjale

gayass faggot that is toxic represents valedjale

"yo why he so toxic bro?"
"he's a valedjale"

by ballzisker March 18, 2022

Value

Something entirely determined by how pristine you make the world for me and sex trophies.

Maybe that'll be my thing... "Inside the mind of the modern sociopath for the low, low value of $9.95 a month"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)

“I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”

by ValueJew June 21, 2022

value baller

Value Baller: A person who constantly searches for great bargains to extract maximum value for money.
Value Balling: The act of finding great "value balls"
Value Ball: The deals they find are also known as a "value ball", which of course are very valuable.

Me: Got 3 Big Macs and a small fries for $2.50. VALUE BALLING!
Friend: What a value BALL! You're really living that Value BALLER life.

by qbperson July 7, 2022