1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
Get the vacuum the pantrymug. A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021
Get the Vacuum Butt Cannonmug. by Emeralda rain May 4, 2018
Get the skin vacuummug. by 420pizzarolleater69 November 5, 2016
Get the Italian Vacuummug. To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.
by Spambo April 1, 2009
Get the Vacuuming the lizardmug. What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.
Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2020
Get the Vacuummug. 