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Torres

A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.
1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"
by pyramidMan September 19, 2011
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Tourist Terrorism

Tourist Terrorism has many different definitions.However,these can be put into 3 categories.

Tourist Harassment - This can be described as harassing tourists for any given reason,such as their poor driving skills,poor hygiene,lack of respect for our environment,etc.

Tourist Theft - Stealing from tourists.This includes armed robbery,b&e,stealing coolers full of beer,etc.

Tourist Anger - A genuine hate for tourists for invading your town.This also may be directed at a certain group of tourists,ethnicity,religion,etc.These acts are usually extremely violent,or in other cases may simple teach a tourist a valuable lesson about respect,morality,ethics,etc.
Tourist Terrorism,and its categories.

Tourist Harassment

Local #1:Hey bo,you seem them there tourists drivin all err-a-tick-lee?

Local #2:I sure do!Lets go teach them boys have to drive into that ditch over yonder!

Tourist Theft

Local #1:Hey man,i've been seeing tons of tourists setting up camp at the campground over here.We can probably make off with a couple coolers and bikes,if we play it safe.

Local #2:Remember,tourists think its safe here.All we gotta do is act nonchalant and we'll be golden,baby.

Tourist Anger

Local #1:You seem all them Japanese tourists over there?The ones in the funny hats,throwing trash on the beach?

Local #2:Yeah,what you thinking?

Local #1:I'm thinking we go over there and force them to clean up their god damned mess,and then take those silly little hats they're wearing and shove them so far up their ass it comes out their mouth.Then we can slap them back to Asia.
by 14YearOldFelon February 25, 2011
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terrisa

That bomb ass chick you sat by in your government class senior year 2011!!
Her name is Terrisa.
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Torrid

1. The area (zone) on the surface of the planet between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn.

2. extremely hot and dry or hot as in passionate

3. a clothing store which retails to women of a Large or bigger size.
1. Most of Africa is located inside the Torrid Zone.

2. The Sahara Desert is torrid and vast.

3. Torrid provides Hot Topic clothes to the market of larger woman.
by SniperZero1 December 21, 2008
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torrid

I love torrid there clothes rock fukk skinny b1tches
by YOUR MOM October 25, 2003
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torridjoe

lover of all things socialist. spends an inordinate amount of money on a ramshackle shack. types in the "circle-jerk" method, always asking questions, never answering them.
that "torridjoe" proudly displays his hammer and sickle flag on his front lawn.
by Troy Verner April 8, 2003
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Torrin

A gorgeous woman who is not afraid to be themselves. She will always be there for you. She’s really good in the bed. (Sex)!!
I want to be Torrin
by Frigid here December 5, 2017
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