tosser

Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind

Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch

by Tomo March 26, 2003

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tonner

A one ton truck; Dodge or Chevy 3500 current model or Ford F-350; often the smallest model with dual wheels.

Dude, I want a bigger truck. I could buy a new 3/4 ton but I think I'll save up for a tonner.
What do you need to pull?
Pull? I just need it to get some ass and drive around sonic.

by CBinAyota November 4, 2009

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Tonerfied

To be extremely stoned off of marijuana.

Nate said to Jay,"Damn brah, Dis green got me tonerfied."

by Nate Dizzle for Shizzle May 26, 2007

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Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.

Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.

by Takticher April 2, 2009

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Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

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