Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
by matt_dude23 December 17, 2011
A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.
A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.
A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.
by FuCkEdUp February 10, 2023
Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!
Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds
Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!
Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds
Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015
The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.
When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.
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