sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.

“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”

by justskin May 18, 2025

Tina Token

Refers to a can that is destined to be recycled in Oregon. Can be taken to a store for 10 cents, put in a purchased plastic green bag and later redeemed for 12 cents, or taken to downtown Portland and traded for a fentanyl pill

When you are done make sure that tina token is put in the green bag

by Udub29 September 6, 2025

by the same token

similar to on the same boat or wavelength

Katrina: by the same token, nico thinks im a bitch
Paul: ahahhaha pretty cute, you owe me a voucher then

by PaulDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD January 9, 2013

Good Luck Token

A “Good Luck Token” is a nude that a female/opposite gender sends before the date of November First aka The Beginning of No Nut November. This provides you with a good luck charm that you can do it, that you can make it to the end of the month.

“BRO! KELSY JUST SENT ME A GOOD LUCK TOKEN! I CAN BEAT THIS MONTH!”

by Alfie206 October 31, 2019

Network Access Security Token

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.

Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.

by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021

Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit

Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today

by luck257 March 15, 2022

Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025