meme squeeze

Someone who sends you the dankest of memes.

I love the memes she sends me, she's definitely my meme squeeze

by iamajeep August 14, 2017

Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock March 8, 2014

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014

Rectum squeeze

When the poop is half way out of your rectum and your body tenses for no reason and pushes the poop back in creating immense pleasure

Rectum squeeze Seems kinda sus ngl

by Succulent anal seepage September 21, 2021

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019

weiner squeeze

The action of squeezing the Weiner

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.

by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016

Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018