Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

raccooning

whatever you want it to mean

“raccooning rn”
“ur what?”

by not oizys March 27, 2022

Rileigh(Raccoon)

Rileigh is beautiful mine she is loyal she is everything she's beautiful no one needs her but me no one can have her but me so all tall back off from my Rileigh

Rileigh(Raccoon) is mine no one can touch her

by Raccoonlover66 March 7, 2019

Raccoon boy

Like an emo cat boy

Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation

Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate

Person a: cat boys are so overrated, raccoon boys are way cuter

by Drillsharkprince November 4, 2021

Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.

Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.

by tommytambor November 10, 2022

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019