pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray

Love, climb on my pork stalk

by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012

aunty pork

A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).

“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”

“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”

“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”

“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”

by Pierce1 November 14, 2018

Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.

Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.

by El Barnito June 30, 2023

Pork Winkie

Slang for Penis

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.

by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009

pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023