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tijuana slurpee

a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey
dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!
by stick09 August 9, 2009
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Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing
Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!
by Illanoize March 23, 2021
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tijuana tattoo

A form of punishment; generally done by outlaw riders for minor infractions; in which the individual being punished has their neck intentionally burned by being forcefully pressed against the hot exhaust pipes of a motorcycle.
That lil’ fucker was running his mouth so I gave him a Tijuana Tattoo to remember his place.
by Upona_DarkHorse July 13, 2024
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Tijuana Sushi

When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.
Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.
by Scotty Nice October 25, 2019
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Tijuana whisper

When you’re 69 Ing with your girl, and the breath from your nose tickles her butt hole
The Tijuana whisper interrupted our 69.
by Liloilo March 16, 2019
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Tijuana Transfer

A prank involving the act of taking apart something large and putting it back together in an indoor environment, like someone's living room. The object is too big to fit through a door to the outside when completed. Mostly done with some kind of vehicle.
My friend's mother complained that the ATV project was to big for her yard. So we Tijuana Transferred it into her living room, while she was on a business trip.
by Kamarov1911 December 22, 2012
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Tijuana Taxi

To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.
Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.
by quackles July 29, 2020
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