Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.

Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

huckleberry thrust

A thrust using an elongated arm with a huckleberry in hand. This a secret technique created by the huckleberry masters.

Woah that guy is so skilled, he knows the huckleberry thrust

by Bobithias July 4, 2023

huckleberry thrust

A thrust using an elongated arm with a huckleberry in hand. This is a secret lethal move that was created by the huckleberry masters

Jeez louise, that guy knows the huckleberry thrust. He is dangerous and a great fighter

by Bobithias July 4, 2023

guat-thrusts

n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.

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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.

You don't look Mayan.

Quiet Fleury.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

people who love to thrust on other people

Rose

People who love to thrust on other people are extremely stupid

by thetorturedpoet May 3, 2024

Thrust sexuality on

Yeah, Kristen Stewart and thrust whatever kind of sexuality on me she wants... Was that grammatically correct? She can thrust upon me whatever sexuality she... Chooses? I don't know- It's- She- Just- She can do whatever.

Hym "I don't even know who that's for... She's dressed like a man... But it's for lesbians... But lesbians aren't attracted to men... I don't get it. I mean, I don't know who's going to be into that... Except for me (obviously)... But she can thrust sexuality on, around... Not in though, but like, on and around me whenever she wants."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024