purple yeti

when you put your dick in the freezer for an extended period of time, and proceed with sexual activity

Bro i fucked her with that purple yeti

by Zaye May 18, 2018

Golden Yeti

When you take yellow snow (due to urination) and pack it onto your skin, making you look like a yeti.

While the rest of the class were making snow angels, Jimmy became a golden yeti.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

yeti-cunt-a-sarus

A naturally ugly female that's over weight and smells like she's got a maggot pie for a pussy and feet the size of boats. But some how the snaggle tooth bitch thinks she's better than you. Talks about everyone behind their back including her children. A real waste of space and air. Sometimes also refered to as Shesquatch.

That bitch don't even want me eating or getting warm. She's a yeti-cunt-a-sarus.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

King Yeti

A Siberian Husky that is quite adept at hunting rabbits, sleeping in bathrooms, and butt scooting. Known to be fond of deer meat, cheese, and Italian food; will claw your leg if you don’t share. Displays tolerance of all household members, but clearly demonstrates a love of his Dad more than others. Also known by various aliases such as One Dog, Rot, and a multitude of other nonsense.

King Yeti chased 11 bunnies today, a new record.

by Elizabeth’s Dad September 6, 2022

the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.

SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .

by Istayyeti November 29, 2022

Yeti

When someone walks into a home with cum on the bottom of their shoe, leaving behind white tracks onto the floor.

"Girl you have a good night last night? I saw you yeti through the damn door this morning!"

by menorahboyz2020 December 11, 2020