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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
mugGet the just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't scoremug.

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
mugGet the Scoring On The Wrong Goalmug.

scores

Means 20 pounds or usually used to refer to a 2 gram bag of weed that cost 20 quid. 10 quid is known as benz.
Just got a scores out the atm for the fruit machine!
Anyone know where my scores bag of bud is?
by Bigboy packet March 15, 2022
mugGet the scoresmug.

Score

I just scored some Wok and a Deuce a tris . But It’s regular .
by Jugsama August 30, 2021
mugGet the Scoremug.

you know the score

this term is used to tell someone they know what’s happening or another way of saying hello, typically used in britain
brit 1: wagwan, listen to this tune

brit 2: mad tune

brit 1: you know the score pal
by MAN7IC January 23, 2022
mugGet the you know the scoremug.

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