A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.
1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River
2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.
2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.
by pilaman November 5, 2008
Get the South Rivermug. by TOM OD May 6, 2005
Get the eagle rivermug. by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
Get the River jumpingmug. by steph middleditch March 3, 2022
Get the Sophie riversmug. --Dude, that chick just got fucked by 6 guys!
--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!
by dagider September 13, 2010
Get the Tapioca Rivermug. Sentence: here's that shitty town chalk river we have to pass through to get to deep.
Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one
Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one
by 420canada August 27, 2016
Get the Chalk Rivermug. A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
Get the River Beavermug.