fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016

Fap glove

A glove, usually made of latex, used to masturbate and cum into. Used with lube provides the a very good experience and keeps the cum contained.

John always buys the 100 glove pack at Walmart. He use them as fap gloves

by STM-1024 September 27, 2015

mud fap

When a female defecates on her hands and proceeds to use her hands to pleasure a man in the groin region.

"Yo, Katy gave me the nastiest mud fap last night!"

by HunterMurph97 June 16, 2015

4am fap

when you're masturbating at 4am and it's just like
"ugh"

"last night i did the ol' 4am fap"

"sorry bro"

by leadpainter August 25, 2014

Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.

by Seiban June 20, 2017

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Fap Rash

The rash you get on the tip of your penis from over fapping without lubricant. The skin becomes ultra sensitive in a bad way.

I cant walk to the store because every step I take causes my pants to rub on my fap rash and it hurts.

by seamoanz September 28, 2009