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ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.
by the dangerous man March 20, 2016
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Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.
Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan
by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.

sometimes called kyle.
he's such an Ethan
by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019
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ethan

a transformer and gay boy. best man alive. hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful. flawless and bf material. 12+ in cock. for the male gaze.
Ethan is a gay name
by superiority complex November 20, 2021
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Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe
I was walking then an ethan struck me.
by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees
Ethan is small
by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019
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Ethan

weird and funny good sens of humor. But Extremely Ugly
Ethan is amazing.
by illuminatiX0002 September 18, 2019
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