Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn

"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.

"Check out her red bog splitter!"

by Scattyissues December 4, 2016

bog queen

"A gay man who cruises public toilets for sex."

God damn it, I hate Bob so damn much. He's such a Bog Queen!

by CptDanger88 March 13, 2016

Bog wan

When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.

I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it

by Chodebar December 14, 2018

Sog Bog

Originating from the term "soggy box" usually used as an insult. This would be used for people you wouldn't give the time of day to, let alone use full words.

"Look at that fuckin' Sog Bog" or "You're being a Sog Bog"

by Fart friend January 18, 2019

Cranberry bog

When an oversized penis stretches a vagina all the way to the uterus.

After deshawn hit it no one wanted to touch her cranberry bog.

by Angreebrackjuan January 19, 2019

ball bogging

Smashing your sack against the asshole when you're balls deep.

Tim took a gym pig back to his house for some ball bogging.

by Richard Hangslow February 27, 2019