web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

Word of Web

Much similar to word of net the spreading of news via the internet, mainly social media, forums and messages. Commonly abbreviated to WOW.

I heard about that story through WOW (Word of Web)!

by hayawan September 11, 2016

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023

Doing a Web

Talking the talk but now walking the walk

Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*

by Sinspawn70 September 5, 2020

sibling web

Any siblings or half siblings to you or anyone else in a sibling web. May or may not be related to you.

He's not my brother or half brother, but we are in a sibling web.

by Lexus14blacklist July 13, 2015

Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers

"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"

by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017