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Twilight

A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!
by Yemenwedge June 21, 2010
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twilight

A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.

Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.
by Cheyenne27 February 24, 2010
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Twilight

The extremely shitty book and movie series made by Stephanie Meyers. For some reason, a shitload of teenage whores and faggots absolutely love Twilight, even though it's cliched, shallow, and about a girl falling in love with a stalker "vampire" who watches her when she sleeps and sparkles in sunlight. Also, the series is a disgrace to everyone who has ever written a book or made a movie about vampires and werewolves.
Twilight Fangirl/fag: AWMIGAWD EDWARD IS HAWT!!!!! I WANT HIM 2 ABUSE ME AND STALK ME AND KIL ME AND RAPE MI DED BODY!!!!

Actual human being: *punches fangirl/fag in the face* FUCK YOU. Oh, and Romeo and Juliet may be one of the worst stories ever written, but it's still a hell of a lot better than Twilight.
by a guy with common sense March 13, 2010
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Twilight

A horribly written book by Stephanie Meyer. It's like every other teenage vampire book.

It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.
"OMG. I loooove Twilight. Edward is like soo freaking hot!"

"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"
by GreenDayFreak July 1, 2009
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Twilight

A very bad set of books and films. It is about a girl called Isabella Swan (a clumsy, stupid girl) who falls in love with both Edward Cullen (a flimsy, fairy like 'vampire' who sparkles and is meant to be like 107 years old- so in fact Isabella could be classed as a necrophilic if you think about it) and Jacob Black (a so-called 'werewolf' who, quite frankly, cannot be compared to Remus Lupin from Harry Potter- who is an actual werewolf.) The books are extremely unimaginative and the films are very boring with poor acting. There is no plot, and quite frankly, who would actually like their boyfriend to watch them sleep at night? It's not romantic, it's creepy.
A very sad Girl: OMG! Have you read Twilight?! Have you seen the films?! They're wicked and Edward Cullen is SO FIT!

A girl with better literary taste and, quite frankly, a life: Yes I have read the books and seen the films. In my opinion, they are rubbish, and Edward Cullen is more of a sparkling paedophile than 'fit'.
by LiterallyTwisted321 June 8, 2011
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Twilight

An over-rated movie which would only really be worth watching if Blade was in it.
My version of Twilight:

Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.

Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.

END.
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Twilight

Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.

Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.

Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.

Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Girl: "OMGEEE, I love Twilight so muchh!!!111"

Other girl: "God help me".
by aebsdy May 6, 2010
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