Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 10, 2016

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

the turf

shitty fake grass in park slope where freshmen girls go to drink and smoke fake weed

lets go to the turf and get drunk off a white claw

by jaredhj May 06, 2021

cheetah turf

One's property. Specifically, belonging to a feisty and/or scrappy female.

Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.

by afarmer March 26, 2015

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 15, 2006

Turf Turkey

A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies

That girl over there is a Turf Turkey

by ToughCookie July 19, 2019

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 13, 2020