14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016
Get the surf and turf day mug.The gomer in room 8 just wouldn't leave and kept saying "go avay, go avay, go avay" so I turfed her to psychiatry
by Datguy8 January 11, 2019
Get the Turf mug.Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."
Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."
Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"
by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018
Get the Turf Whale mug.Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the Smurf 'n' Turf mug.1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012
Get the Turf Derp mug.When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
Get the Surf n' Turf mug.To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.
by Rat Zap November 28, 2019
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