Shelby

Also known as Shelb but she hates the name. She has huge boobs and a huge personality that burts at the seems. She crys over every douche bag that she dates but everyone tells her to get a life and forget him. WARNING!!!!!!!She often pees her pants. So if your with a Shelby get her extra pants just in case!!!

O goodness Shelby peed her pants again!

by Funny Woman 1995 August 22, 2011

shelby (guy)

As this name usually appears to belong to a girl this sexy nappy headed big nosed man is not a girl. Usually half black but i'm not judgin.

damn bruh shelby (guy) is hella sexy.

by shelby swagin March 15, 2017

shelby grace

Shelby Grace is a very kind, loyal person. She will always be by your side no matter what. She loves go outside and hang out with her family. She also loves food, specifically jalapenos. She loves to sleep in too! She has very pretty, big brown eyes. Shelby Grace is very ticklish, too. However, Shelby Grace gets upset easily, so dont agrivate her too much. If you have a Shelby Grace keep her in your life. She will fill every day with joy and adventure.

Shelby Grace is so pretty! Her face lights up a room!

Shelby Grace loves to play!

by Gonkytonky November 24, 2020

Pulling a shelbie

when someone does something so stupid that you literally dont know how to react

thinking that 9 to 4 jobs is 8 hours work this is pulling a shelbie

by yeet master clout lord gang sh November 19, 2019

Shelby-Lynn

A person that is exaggerating a situation in order to show him/herself as the victim. Bending the truth to harm / destroy somebodys reputation and get attention

"The dog bite me out of nowhere" - "We all saw you climbing over the fence with the signage *beware of the dog*, even provoking him... don't pull a Shelby-Lynn here"

"Have you seen the movie *Gone Girl*?" - "Yes, its the own with the woman trying to ruin her husbands reputation and playing the victim, right? Classic Shelby-Lynn move!"

by Stanti June 9, 2023

shelby goodkind

my gemini wife

shelby goodkind is so hot
ikr shes my gemini wife

by one of your followers. September 30, 2021

Shelby's Law

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.

Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."

by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010