mountain dew

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

by sqeaker May 15, 2018

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dew point

the point at which you would do someone

"yeah, she's pretty hot, but she hasn't quite reached my dew point yet. maybe if she made me some cookies!!"

by Anatole Bofa November 11, 2003

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dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

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Mountain Dew

The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.

Buy sprite instead...

College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...

by Bert Bert August 17, 2005

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