December 16th 1991

Don’t bring this up with a guy with a metal arm he might have offed your parents. #hailhydra

Zemo : mission report December 16th 1991
*fight breaks out*
*orphan beaten up*
*friends split up*
*metal arm is destroyed*

by McGremz December 13, 2023

July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

October 16th

Rafaela’s birthday. A fucking hoe celebrating her day.

“It’s October 16th!“
“The birthday of that hoe?”
“Yes! Send congrats to Rafaela!!”

by vina1111 October 15, 2019

october 16th

Vinnie Lucia's Birthday!!! Happy Birthday Hottie

its October 16th, aka Vinnies bday

by chrissy dawg October 15, 2019

October 16th

National tell your friends how handsome, (or pretty), they are day. Tell your friends what you admire about their look.

"Its October 16th, tell her she's pretty!"

by amgil October 15, 2019