lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

hurrumph lump

The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.

Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!

by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019

camel lumps

A bitch's puss when it hasnt been cleaned for atleast a month all of the sweat has accumulated towards the seem creating lumps!

Bitch Go Clean Dat Thang It Starting To Grow camel lumps! DAMN!

by Rbomb04 May 17, 2016

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017

lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it

what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

Pussy lump

An old saying for a welt in the vaginal area.

When my Mother used a cold wet washcloth to clean her face and stop the bleeding, a large pussy lump containing a pencil eraser came out.

by Mcp523 March 12, 2022