jewish skills

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races

"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.

by j00 master December 8, 2004

Jewish Republican

The Greatest Type of Jew.

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.

by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006

jewish breadcutter

Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.

Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"

by Mike polawski October 20, 2009

Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

what is jewish

When you are diffrent religion and are believe in God of hamakuh

Scott: hey what is jewish?
Race: I Hate you

by _Dankmememaster_ January 3, 2017

Jewish lemonade

When you go to In-N-Out, and you mix water, six or eight lemon slices, and sweetener/sugar, in a water cup. It’s called Jewish Lemonade because it’s free.

Hi, yes, I’d like a Double Double, and a free water cup for my Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber November 13, 2019