rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

Tewksbury

Tewksbury is located in Massachusetts, it it about 30 min away from Boston.. people are making it sound like some big horrible disgusting place but honestly it’s pretty nice, don’t believe anything any one else says about the “drugs” and the “south side kids” the only drugs are at motel 6 which is basically in Lowell sooo

Tewksbury is a nice town

by Cayee May 29, 2018

Tewksbury

A prettttttty awesome town in MA. We have great people, everyone's friendly and cool. EVERYONE here has a cell, iPod, and computer basically. Teenagers have great style and lives. Parties are common! You will only find a few nerds/losers/geeks/etc. A lot of people are going to end up famous one day. <3

"Have you been to Tewksbury?"
"No, why?"

"I just moved from there. You ahould really go, it's a pretty awesome town <3"

by AwesomePotatoGirliiii January 1, 2012

Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

TEKS

TEKS is the most polite way of insulting a female person.

It spells the word 'SKET' backwards and is used as a polite backhanded insult!

Guy: 'i like what you've done with your hair TEKS'

Girl: 'whats a teks?'

Guy: 'its a book, a text book' (cover up the insult)

by u_r_sad_dot_com June 14, 2011

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004

teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 14, 2008